A Fat Cat (which looks like a stone)

 I walked past this white blob one day, and stopped to ponder, whether it was a cat or a stone. It looked like a stone, but it didn't fit in with the garden around it. A few days later I saw the stone again, but this time it looked uncommonly like a cat. At night this cat can disguise itself as a puddle.

(I'm not fat, I'm just big boned)

Apparently, a fat cat needs less energy to stay fat than a thin cat needs to stay thin.

This cat is so lazy, that when a fierce dog came along, it rose languidly, and plonked itself down a few feet away, behind a small shrub.

(cat behind shrub)

These pictures free for non commercial private perusal. ┬ęcip, 1999

Email me at:cip1000@sobi.org

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