The river Cam was really a precursor to the town of Cambridge. It is cool to look at, but you probably don't want to fall in. It is far preferable to be pushed in, this is more of a surprise and enables the use of the imagination in devising some devious revenge scheme. If you are or intend to be a student, try to resist the temptation of rowing.

Cam at 6:00am 19th may 1998.